Toh Dishoom Lyrics

?mujhe yaad hai wo baate mere bachpan ki daddy kehte the khota sikka chalega nahi mummy pyaar se khilaati daal chaawal aur dahi maa ke haatho ka wo jaadu five star me nahi mar mar ke mili college degree meri job ek tragedy, hai jo ke salary ek ladki mili thi, wo bhi dump kar gayi dump hone ko baitha hu, koi mile to sahi banda sidha rab da mai yeah, ditto tere warga mai kaam galat koi karda te phir na usko chhadda mai kisi ladki ko chhede koi to dishoom kare cheating aur khele koi to dishoom mere india ko bura kaha to dishoom jana gana pe na khada hua to dishoom to dishoom, to dishoom, to dishoom bathroom me kishor daa ke gaane gata hu katy perry ki mai photo sang leke nahata hu mere aaju baju bikini me babes nachdi but life koi honey singh ka video nahi din ko mai chaahe jitna bhi hero hota hu raat ko takiye ki jhappi leke sota hu kabhi kabhi kisi party me zyada ho gayi to yaad karke purani baate khub rota hu banda sidha rab da mai, ditto tere warga mai ek waari hath fad la taan phir kadi nahi chhadda mai ram-rahim ladaaye koi to dishoom chhote baccho ko daraye koi to dishoom nasha karke jo aaye koi to dishoom mere bhai ko sataaye koi to dishoom to dishoom, to dishoom, to dishoom kabhi na karu main kaam koi aisa ke jis se jhuke meri gardan jeeta hu cheeta hu, papa se sikha hu mujhpe hai kuch burden jaise hurdam ghar chalana hai jaise ya taise chhote sapno ke liye jodu paise kaise kaise arey kaise kaise kaam kare taaki naam bane duniya dekh ke mujhko bhaijaan ram ram kare par dhyan rahe mujhko kabhi na chhedna dene me ik dishoom mujhko lagegi der na banda sidha rab da mai, ditto tere warga mai kaam galat koi karda te phir na usko chhadda mai khud apni badhaai kari to dishoom ratta maar ke padhai kari to dishoom rishwat leke kaam kiya to dishoom raste pe traffic jam kiya to dishoom public bhadkaaye koi to dishoom meri bandi ko pataaye koi to dishoom chaalu picture me phone bajaa to dishoom gaana sunke naa aaya mazaa to dishoom to dishoom, to dishoom, to dishoom