Iski Maa Agar Isse Pait Mein Hi Maar Deti Lyrics
iski maa bhai kiski maa iski maa agar isse pait mein hi maar deti maar deti to bihar mein akaal na hota akaal na hota orissa mein orissa mein baad na hoti baad na hoti maa perplex thi perplex thi baap complex tha complex tha complex tha arrey radio ke zamaane ka ye pehla multiplex tha multiplex tha paida hua ye jis din paida hua paida hua ye jis din paida hua paida hua ye jis din paida hua is ke baap ne gaon mein ladoo batwaya is ke baap ne gaon mein ladoo batwaya wo aakhri din tha jab isske gaon mein kisi ne kuch khaya kisi ne kuch khaya kisi ne kuch khaya paida karte iski maa zor se jo chilai leke ashokchakra sarkar daudi daudi aayi doctor ne baap ko side mein le jaake daanta doctor ne baap ko side mein le jaake daanta bola kahan se layi yeh gastronomical jwarbhata bola kahan se layi yeh gastronomical jwarbhata darzi ne bola inchi tape apne bagal mein chaape darzi ne bola inchi tape apne bagal mein chaape kamar to naapte magar hum kamra kaise naape kamar to naapte magar hum kamra kaise naape hoo pathar ke paalne mein jab yeh leta rota tha pathar ke paalne mein jab yeh leta rota tha sara gaon iske baap ke aasuon se bartan dhota tha bartan bartan bartan dhota tha gusse mein isska baap oho parliament gaya aaha bola nirodh kyun late invent kiya oho invent kiya har baal ki khaal ki yeh chaal bhi kha jaaye iske haath padh jaaye to mahiney saal bhi kha jaaye kisi behal ka bacha jo haal behaal kha jaaye bemaut marte mann ka yeh malaal kha jaaye lalu kalaal kha jaaye naxal baari ki naal kha jaaye bachpan ka dhamaal kha jaaye budhape ki shaal kha jaye haya to chodo baheya ki chaal bhi kha jaaye agar parosa ja sake to khayal bhi kha jaaye butter chiken butter chiken hoo ladoo gopal hai poora chopal hai khada toki tarsi baitha bhopal hai baitha bhopal hai bhai baitha bhopal hai bhopal bhopal baitha bhopal hai iski jo baat hai khansabo ko daad hai baap murdabad beta muradabad hai iski jo baat hai khansabo ko daad hai baap murdabad beta muradabad hai baap murdabad beta muradabad hai hey isski jo dakaar hai bhopu bhi bekar hai gud gud iske pait ki pait ki sarkar hai vote do bhai vote do poora hi phod do iska jo size hai iski maa ka pyaar hai hajam kiya iss ne apne baap ka karobaar hai baap ka karobaar apne baap ka karobaar hai chirken ka muse hai paryavaran hi lose hai udne na dena isse dooms day ka fuse hai dooms day ka fuse hai bhai dooms day ka fuse doom dooms day ka fuse dooms day ka fuse hai khachua bhi isse faster motumaster gas ka plaster motumaster hai naak bandh phaatkar motumaster chod baant baant kar motumaster yeh motumaster hai total disaster total diaster hai motumaster motumaster chal daaro paas kar chup be bastard