Gud Evening Ladies And Gentlemen Lyrics
gud evening ladies and gentlemen
  abey yeh yeh u hu hu aa ha ha me latake rahega kya
  arey hamako nautanki dikha nautanki
  thik hai behan bhaiyyo, ham aapko aaisi hee kuchh chij dikha rahe hai
  jo aapne mahabharat ke jamane se, jo kand dekhte aa rahe hai
  abhee aapko ek kand idhar bhee dikha rahe hai
  
  itna sannata kyon hai bhai
  ek do tin aaja bhanje pyare sadee utar karle maje sare
  mai bhee hu bhanja teraa mama aaun kya teree madad karne
  
  ?? tu abb toh aaja sadee blouse peticoat leke tu aaja
  sadee nahee salwar nahee koee chij toh leke aa ha ha ha ha ha
  monica o my sister leke aaya lee cooper
  
  aaya kyon hai tu yaha re pin silaya bina puchha re
  pins dega bhai banega plan, bigdega o meraa plan bigdega gadhe
  
  jawani janeman hasin dilruba, mile do dil jawan misal ho gaya
  shikari khud yaha shikar ho gaya, yeh kya gajab hua yeh kaise kab hua
  naa janu mai, naa jane woh
  
  khamosh
  bey teree toh bap kaa raj hai kya
  ma ma mai aapko nahee bola, baba mai aapko nahee bola
  abb aapke samne aa rahe hai jille ilahi
  sahibe aalam shehanshahe akbar ha ha ha ha ha
  anarkali hamne suna hai ke sheku ke sath tumhari
  lochaye jawani bahut gul khila rahee haikha
  mohabbat gul nahee toh kya rasgulle khilayegi jahan panah
  khamosh ek adnan kanij
  hindustan kee mallika banne kee aarju rakhti hai
  sipahiyon iss bemat laundi ko le jao aur diwaro me chunwa do
  takliyaj ah meraa matlab hai irshad
  pyar kiya toh darna kya, jab pyar kiya toh darna kya
  pyar kiya koee choree nahee kee, apnon se parda karana kya
  pyar kiya toh darna kya, jab pyar kiya toh darna kya
  akbar-e-ajam mughal-e-ajam inn aankho me
  kanij kee sehmi hui hasrate hai
  mere aankho se mere khwab naa chhiniye
  shekhu agar tumhari aarju ek kanij hai ek bandhi hai
  toh yeh bandhi hame bahu ke rup me kabul hai
  chalo dildar chalo jara khopche me chalo
  ham hai taiyyar chalo
  hillori hollori hillo hillo hillori - (3)
  chal goree chalo ri challo challo challo ri - (3)
  shekhu yeh tune kya kiya, yeh chal tu parda gira
  
  kya bhai log ha maja aaya, arey bahut maja aa raha hoga aapko
  arey maja aayenga hee aayenga hee maja
  kyon nahee aayenga kyon ki, mai mai england se chala aa raha hu
  ummm aa aa mai
  aaja re aaja re o mere deva aaja, dil kee pyas bujha ja re
  paro paro paro ishh
  meraa deva ghar aaya o ram jee - (3)
  paro dekh mai tere liya kya laya hu, lense laye ho
  nahee mai khud see ke laya hu, shutti
  kate nahee katati yeh din yeh rat, kehani thee tumase jo dil kee bat
  lo aaj mai kehati hu i love you, i love you
                            
                            
                        