Formula Kaa Raj Jante Sirf Khurana Lyrics
ek tha scientist nam uska khurana thoda sa bhulakkad thoda sa pagla pachhis sal se khoj raha tha divana budhe ko jawan banane kaa formula aao chale dekhe yeh aankho dekha hal khurana key formula ne kiya kaise kamal bas ek bund aur umar kam ho jaye pachhis sal badak kaa ban gaya dekho anda kamal formula kaa raj jante sirf khurana key do hi khas ek secretary kavita dusra tota jo bolta jhakkas bolta tota aaisa khilauna tha jiska kam khurana ko sab kuchh yad dilana tha par kavita aisi secretary thi jo karne wali khurana se gaddari thi khurana ki thi wish formula jaye bharat sarkar ko lekin kavita chali batane khurana key judwe bhayi underworld key don ko don kaa bada beta baljit beiman aur lalach me tha inse miliye don ki dusri paidaish sunny north indian ghar me south indian dish shak hamesha don ko khata tha sunny uska beta nahi ho sakta yeh khayal aata tha uski dono ki biwi marte huye shayad yeh chah rahi thi kehna key sunny uske aur unke padosi subramaniam ki ek bhul kaa hai gehna baljit ne kiya bap se dhoka diya chinese gang ko formula kharidne kaa mauka chinese gang ne diya pachas carode advance aur tin din me baljit ko formula dene kaa chance abb yeh formula jhuth fareb ko rakhte hain side me aur luv story ko lete hain mind me college me padhta bhi aur cantin me karta kam bilkul simple chokra karan uska nam duniya me akela ekdum lonely cantin wala murga toh wahi uska family sirf sunny kya sara college tanya peh marta hain karan bhi toh usse chip chip key pyar karta hain iss tarah huyi dosti ki shuruwat karan ne chaha kuchh aage kare bat birthday kaa bahana karke bulaya khane peh tanya bhi razi huyi dinner key liye aane peh biryani banaya candle jalaya karan karne laga waiting pant kharida shirt laya tanya ne ki karan ki birthday shopping bas milne hi wale the abb dono key mann jab bitch me aa gaye sare vilain scientist ne dala formula tijori key andar phir tijori kaa code bola tote key bhitar tab aaya baljit formula pane gaddari apne chacha peh jatane baljit ko chakma deke scientist bhaga tota leke tab aaya baljit key samajh me key formula hain band tijori me aur band tijori kaa code hain bolte tote me baljit ne sab ko sath khitcha aur kiya scientist kaa pitcha tab padi scientist ki najar tanya key purse se giri huyi chizo peh kuchh reh gaya piche najdik jake dekha toh credit card tha tanya kaa nam bhi likha tha niche aage jake tanya ko huwa yeh ehsas ek insan hain pareshan jau uske pass soch key aaisa tanya ne gadi u turn me ghumayi aur phir dekh samne kaa najara woh buri tarah ghabrayi baljit ki bhi aankh ladki peh padi samajh gaya woh galti ho gayi badi ladki ne khun karte huye dekh liya hain usko pakadna padega abhi isase pehle key woh bataye kisiko wohi dekha credit card scientist key hath me jaan gaya tota hain kisi tanya key sath me ab pakadna padega do ladkiyo ko ek hi rat me jiske pass hain tota aur jisne dekh hain khun hota dekh key tanya ki photo ko baljit key dimag ki khul gayi khidki jisne dekha khun aur jiske pass hain tota woh ek hi hain ladki darkar tanya gayi police station par waha pehle se hi baitha tha dushman chupke chupke tanya ne suni inspector aur baljit ki bat socha chodna padega usko apna ghar usi rat intzar karte karte thak gaya karan par uske ghar nahi aayi tanya uss rat toh karan aaya tanya key ghar socha key aisi kya ho gayi bat honi key iss khel se karan tha anjan pahuncha tanya key ghar par ho nahi saki usse mulakat tanya apne bhayi golu ko lekar nikal gayi rat key andhkar me chodke karan ki luv story bitch majhdhar me us rat key bad karan ne bahut dhundha idhar udhar left right kahi nahi mili tanya woh ho gayi out of sight iss tarah lovers key bitch me ho gayi judayi kya phir aage mil payenge tum hi dekho bhayi