No Life Without Wife Lyrics

lonely mr kholi from las angeles came to punjab on one bent knee he had a green card new house big cash so made a wish with every fallen lash for you to do the journey with him to smile when he got home ask how his day had been he wants you by his side in joy and strife poor mr kholi he has no life without wife no life without wife oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no life without wife oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah i dont want a man who ties me down does what he wants while i hang around i dont want a man whos crude and loud wants a pretty wife to make him proud i dont wanna man who cant be funny who tells tall tales about making money oh yeah i dont want a man wholl grab the best seat cant close his mouth when he starts to eat i dont want a man who likes to drink or leaves his dirty dishes in the sink i dont want a man who wants his mummy a balding pest with too much dummy i dont want a man whos dead in the head poor mr koli aye mr koli may be hes good in bed no life without wife oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no life without wife oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah what you dont want do matter no more soon youll be married and ready to go a match made in heaven just like milk and honey you make all the gobi hell make the money everyday will be the same according to his plans forget what you want mr kolis now your man no life without wife oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i just want a man with a real soul who wants equality and not control i just want a man good and smart a really sharp mind and a very big heart i just want a man not scared to weep to hold me close when we are asleep ohhh yeah i just want a man who loves romance who will clear the floor and ask me to dance i just want a man who gives some back who talks to me and not my rack i just want man whose spirit is free to hold my hand, walk the world with me no life without wife oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no life without wife oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah sorry mr kholi it is not to be my heart is set on another you see the wandering soul i was meant to meet has finally come and swept me off my feet now i dream of what it would be like to be an overseas bride dressed in white to have a little home in the country and live in the land of her majesty