Tere Behan Aur Bhai Lagte Hai Mujhe Kasai (Parody) Lyrics

tere behan aur bhai mujhe lagte hain kasai kya pream ki batti jalne denge nahin ari bol sabbo bol sangam hoga ke nahin nahin kabhi nahin teen meri behane aur char mere bhai saato hi mere amma babab ki kamai aankho jo dikhlayega to karenge dhulaai le ja wapis aake teri ye lugaai kaise padhu main pyaar ka pahada kar diya tumne mera kabada socha tha ki shaadi karke aish karenge socha tha ki shaadi karke aish karenge pyaar wala check hum kaish karenge haan pyaar wala check hum kaish karenge haan ji haan oye oye haan ji haan oye oye na na na na naare naare naare na na na na naare naare naare na na na na naare naare naare bachha bachha jehar lage bachha bachha jehar lage laai hai inhe dahej mein inhe kaahe tu baau ghar se allah re allah re ho in sasuro ko dekha toh aisa laga in sasuro ko dekha toh aisa laga jaise kaanto ke jhaad jaise zahar ke pahad jaise dengu bukhaar jaise bichu ke haar jaise rawan ke roop jaise neem ka soup jaise dushman ne di ho koi baduaan ho tujhe pitne ko dil karta hai ho ghochu tujhe pitne ko dil karta hai jo bhi munh mein aaye woh bakta hai tujhe pitne ko dil karta hai saat ullu pade pade ghoore humko khade khade saat ullu pade pade ghoore humko khade khade sach sach main kehti hun sun lo aji sun lo aji gadenge tambu yahin pe sabhi raat bhar muye raat bhar muye milne na de deede dikhaye bade bade kambakhton kambakhton futo kahin miyaan biwi ko chodke khele kabaddi arman dil mein aao ghusedu tumhe saapon ke bil me khatiya ke neeche kya hai khatiya ke niche parde ke piche kya hai parde ke piche ho khatiya ke niche bhai parde ke piche behna ye meri aankh ke taare ye mera ghar ka gehna haayo rabba main kya karun kahaan maru chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup are chup o didi bolo na ye kundi kholo naa ke bablu rota hai guddu nahin sota hai ke chinki ladti hai mujhe tang karti hai ke chutki darti hai ke ki dekho chintu ko khasi aati hai o didi bolo na ye kundi kholo naa o didi bolo na ye kundi kholo naa