M.K.C. (Baba Sehgal) Lyrics
mahanagar cross connection
  telephone se hai prem and affection
  thirty thoushand deke maine durbhash lagwaya
  visiting card banwaya
  prime minister ko bataya
  scotch whisky peelaya ye ye ye
  
  ab mera dhandha khub unda chalega
  aur jaha bhi main phone ghumaunga
  baithe baithe note kamaunga
  phone ka kiya jan inaugration
  phone me wo rahe right
  hua mujhe tension
  ek ko milaya par char bol rahe the
  mujhse raha na gaya sorry
  o m.k.c taka you ka p
  m.k.c taka you ka p
  m.k.c taka you ka p
  
  o m.k.c taka you ka p
  m.k.c taka you ka p
  m.k.c taka you ka p
  
  maa ki daal my favourite daal
  with aalu ka paratha
  dur nahi hai, baaju me hai
  kaka ji ka dhaba
  kaka ji ke puri aalu ka hai addiction
  muglayi ya tanduri khaau hota hai confusion
  best part of this dhaba is that
  they have lot of connection
  police connection
  phone ka connection
  phone phone se connection
  you know what i mean ye
  afternoon me kaka ji ko hote kai tanaav
  phone pe ke order lete milte kai tamam
  yaha tak ki ek ne bola mujhko
  bhej ye quotation
  kaka ji ko ho jati hai furious education
  tak dhin tak dha tak dhin tak ta dhun
  kaka ji ki bud bud karte paay ho
  o m.k.c taka you ka p
  m.k.c taka you ka p
  m.k.c taka you ka p
  
  bade bades shahro me traffic ki hai problem
  ghar me laga hai phone number milta seldom
  receiver hath me liya button redial dabaya
  naya naya tv set jaldi switch on karaya
  cover sim bhi pakda gaya
  phir bhi number na lag paya
  oh no three hours aur
  mila nahi phone calls
  what about my saturday party ball
  nandu nandu jake complain likhwao
  major saahini ko jaldi se yaha bulao
  hu you you want me to mash up sunny
  no major you lucky kalyan kar dijiye
  turat manisha ka number ghumaiye
  major ke hath me tha jadu mila number
  manisha ne hello bola hua interaction
  hello mr. mehta sau share le lijiye
  kal payment ho jayegi fikar mat kijiye
  keep your receiver down
  its a cross connection
  aap kyu nahi apna receiver rakhte hai
  ander se maine extension uthaya chauk
  utha jor se jab major guraya
  o m.k.c taka you ka p
  m.k.c taka you ka p
  m.k.c taka you ka p
  m.k.c taka you ka p
  m.k.c taka you ka p
                            
                            
                        